Monday, February 06, 2012

Copywriters! Finish the copy on this Aussie beer ad.

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Ad agency: Clemenger BBDO, Melbourne.
The writer's pen apparently ran out of witty ink. Either that he jerked off in the agency bathroom and fell asleep. So: "We should stop now" is horseshit. This is is a fucking beer ad! In fucking Australia—the bronzed surfing horndog descendants of rapey criminals capital of the world. Previously, Carlton properly addressed the de-balling of Aussie men who spend too much time with their balls & chains.
OK: here's my line: WITH BIG TITS.
Write yours in the comments.

35 Comments:

Anonymous Rachel said...

Who is actually an Avatar from my video game cos I'm afraid of real women.

9:30 AM  
Blogger schoppenaas said...

On all fours.

9:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha. I like your ending just fine.

9:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suggestion:

While her twin sister blows you.

9:34 AM  
Anonymous BK said...

FROM A PORNO.

9:37 AM  
Blogger Martin H said...

WITH A MASSIVE DICK.

9:40 AM  
Anonymous Andrea said...

...With low self esteem.
...And no condom.

9:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

on the rag.

9:42 AM  
Blogger Myself said...

"And who supports Arsenal"

No wait ...I'm making it too personal.

9:44 AM  
Blogger mansi said...

With Daddy Issues.

9:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WITH GIANT POM-POMS. AND GLISTENING WITH BABY OIL. WHICH WAS THE ONLY WAY SHE COULD SLIDE HER HOT SHORTS ON. WITHOUT ASKING HER MOTHER FOR ASSISTANCE. LIVING BACK AT HOME MEANS A FEW EXTRA POUNDS OVER CHRISTMAS, RIGHT? AND HONESTLY, SHE WASN'T SURE SHE COULD FIELD ANOTHER POISONOUS MATERNAL BARB ABOUT HER CAREER CHOICE. OR LACK THEREOF. SOMETIMES LIFE JUST HAS A WAY OF PLAYING ITSELF OUT, YOU KNOW? BUT IN THE MEANTIME, SHE'S SAVING SOME DOLLARS. FOR THE FUTURE. EVEN IF IT MEANS SHARING A ROOM WITH THE SCHNAUZER. AH SHIT, WHOSE BEERS ARE THESE?

9:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who could catch your tip with her twat.

9:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

, before copyranter posts about us.

tonde

9:48 AM  
Blogger Sean Peake said...

with no gag reflex

9:49 AM  
Blogger Işıl said...

"with no boundaries."

9:50 AM  
Anonymous copybeard said...

"On a donkey. Called Steve. Who owns a laundrette. With a midget. Who's sleeping with your mum. For money. For real."

Also, @Anon9.46 - wonderful alliteration sir!

9:58 AM  
Blogger Artojas said...

This, one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRfroCeDk2E

10:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually... fuck the glass, fuck the pub, just the beer and the cheerleader is fine.

10:35 AM  
Anonymous -1-T-M- said...

Not a copywriter as aforementioned, but...

WITH BOUNCING WHITE POINTERS AND IN UGG BOOTS
WET AND SWEET DOWN UNDER AS THE AMBER FLUID SHE SERVES
NOT DRY AS A DEAD DINGO'S DONGER

COO-EE!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:56 AM  
Blogger Liesel34 said...

Who likes strangers.

10:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL at Martin H!

11:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who urinates cold Carlton Draught every time you punch her in the face.

11:16 AM  
Anonymous eamon said...

Until Chris Hanson shows up.
And asks you to 'take a seat'.
And why you weren't alarmed,
By a H.S. cheerleader tending bar.
You try to run.
But get handcuffed on TV.
Still sporting a semi.

11:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

some of you need to get laid, badly.

11:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Disgusting comments. I can picture how ugly and nerdy you all are. Well, I've already seen Ranter. You do need to get a life.

11:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL at Anon 11:16!

12:07 PM  
Anonymous cath said...

Martin H, you rule.

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who thinks you're rich.

5:21 PM  
Anonymous RobbieR said...

In a gas station

6:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol. Or not,.

Drunken can't read twat.

6:24 PM  
Anonymous copyninja said...

Scratch those. I'm Bill Murray and I endorse Carlton Draught.

2:02 AM  
Anonymous V. Shutdafockov said...

..., shooting ping pong balls from her vagina while shoving a Carlton Draught bottle up her ass.

8:41 AM  
Anonymous Axel said...

During Happy Hour.

9:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sitting on your face.

1:54 PM  
Blogger Randolph said...

who wants it.

2:52 PM  

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